now some of you may remember my last two posts about my stalker at work, if you haven’t, and you would like to, click here or the one before that here.
previously there was some confusion as to who he was calling “abu samra” but apparently he’s talking about me because of my skin colour according to my friend
yesterday i received an email from him and i pissed myself laughing, and so did my friend, so i’m gonna share.. because i’m not making fun of him.. but the lack of sense he is making:
How r u , Abu Samra
I will keep asking , i like to know you more ( Can i !!)
i like to talk with u , but it’s not allowed there , i don’t wanna anyone to talk about this , special your near desk lady , your location is ( Sad & good ) .
sad coz. of your neighborhood .
good i can see u when i drink water , so all the time i drink water loooooool ) .
yep i forget to give u my mobile unless you lose your card , this my 03303833, at least let chat , take care .
send me your mobile , u can trust me Abu Samra
Sorry if i keep asking , but relay i like you . And i like your eyes and your skin color , it’s the best , and not available anymore .
sorry again , but be sure , i will not do anything you don’t like to do and hear .
Abu Samrah , also you can take the laptop with you @ home , as everyone do .
All the employee asking laptop .
And this for you , your near lady , asking laptop coz. u have one ( Big Why )
Abu Samra plz. all this between u and me .
Coz. i care .
(the number provided above is not the real one he gave me obviously!!!)
basically the floor above has all glass windows and looks down on our floor partly.. and the water cooler upstairs is against the glass window… my desk can easily be viewed from there… i’m a bit freaked out that he’s drinking a lot of water to see me! like seriously! that’s a bit creepy.. but can i take credit for his good health?? interesting dilemma ‘eh..
hope u found that email as entertaining as my friend and i did.. any ideas wht i should say back? ;p
spank ya later! Big Why? ;p
Moody
Cheeky
thats just sad, but funny! thats way too many Abu Samra’s for one email! ;P
hehehe
i’m paranoid all day at work that he’s watching me!!!
:’(
LOL
OMG! I think it’s time to call on the BIG Guns! I would feel really uncomfortable at work! I hope he gets the hint and leaves you alone ASAP! You could always color one of your front teeth black and keep smiling at him! ;-)
aww poor guy will be crushed when you leave..but hey this is your out..tell him your moving to Dubai to get married…and why isnt your skin colour available anymore? Cause your not feeling well?
lool!
no i dunno why its not available anymore ;p ;p
i think he means maybe its different?
hehehhe!!! loolll!
i’ll tell him i’m already married ;p
how will he know :D
;p
Tell him that u r married?
Do u really think that this is a valid exuse for guys?
Dont be surprised if he will reply:
Ok u r married but i still care for u or
he can use Big : Why do u think it would bother me?
LOOOLLL!!!!!
hahhaha!!!
i’m just gonna ignore him for now!
and think of my last month at work :D
PS *puts hands on hips* where have u been!!!
am i in trouble? :-( dont hurt me!! Miss me?!?! :-)
YESSSSSSS!!!
LOTS!
u disappeared!!!
*pouts*
that was yes we missed u lots!
and yes ure in trouble ;p
u gotta make it up to uss biiiggg time
Ofcourse we did !! are you mad at us or something !!? where did you disappear ? you dont like us anymore :(
Im not mad!! Why would I be mad?!?! Haha!
Anyway things at work have been quite crazy over the last week, so the time spent reading your crazy articles has been reduced quite a bit unfortunately. I will do my best to keep up!!
:’( “now that the lovee iss gonneee”
Hi, i just deleted a full article i written here about you issue i felt i gave away too much information about male mentality in flirting and the inner game :P
In short answer one question then take action its as simple as that
“R u interested or not?”
if yes then give clear signs if not either ignore him coz ur leaving soon or tell him ur sending his email to HR
Man how un-professional of that guy he did two mistakes
(1) U don’t S*** where u eat.
(2) U shouldn’t be traced back.
I could explain and analyze more but no need
LOL!
i want that article!
and i want it now!
feel free to email us with it! ;p
lol.. i dunno.. i have worst luck with men at work! SHUT UP MOODY PANTIES! ;p
but yea.. i’m just gonna ignore it.. don’t like causing issues ;p
It’s all up to u Abu Samara
LOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!
all this between u and me. coz i care.
;p
yadaaa yadaaaa yadaaaaa !!!!
What did you mean by S*** ? :P
Dear WK,
u just made my day!LOOOOL
What to say? or better where to start?
I suppose that u got this letter originally written in english, so:
1.Guy has very poor grammar and interpunction
2.I also noticed poor sentence structuring and rhetorics
3.He uses weak reasoning and seducing techniques
4.At least he keeps himself hydrated
Suggestion: Show this letter to HR manager
looll
i don’t want to take it tooo far..
maybe i should just enrol him in some writing classes..
but i’m scared he’ll ask me: Big Why? ;p
looll its just funnyy.. glad u laughed ;*
Paint the water cups and see at the end of the day who got the most colored hand of all.
Or, as your friend said. If your leaving so soon, let call you on your extension the day you submit your resignation, and tell him to wait for you in the parking the next day when you’re not coming :P
looll!!!
i just want to ignore it and pretend i’m an angel floating in the sky that doesn’t really exist!
i hate the idea of someone watching me while i work..
*shudders*
oh wellll ;p
wahahaha , make sure he doesnt stalk ur blog :P
LOL
i know right!!! ;p
OMG That guy is retared !!! what the hell is wrong with him !! the funniest part is “And i like your eyes and your skin color , it’s the best , and not available anymore” !!!!! he means that your unique lool…your not available anymore Knickers !!
Does he know that your leaving soon ??? i bet hes gonna be crushed ! awwwwww its only because he cares !! sad..just sad
IT IS NOT MY FAULT!
i have not spoken to him at ALL nor encouraged hiimmm!!!!!!
so there!!!!!!! ;p